Yahoo! Egg Search™
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From: E. Bunny [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org]
Sent: Friday, April 14, 2006 7:00 AM
Cc: email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org;
Subject: Yahoo! Egg Search™
In attempts to better serve our users, Yahoo! has unveiled our newest and brightest service yet.
Yahoo! Egg Search™ aims to incentivize our users by hiding plastic eggs around the office, in spaces unreachable by dogs (and midgets). Contained in these plastic eggs are toys, candy, spare change and other things we find funny when stuffed in eggs.
Q. How can Yahoo! financially benefit from this service?
Q. Why candy and why plastic eggs?
A. Shut up.
VP of Spring Operations